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The Rules of Man Day

Let us celebrate manhood.

Lets go ahead and put it out there: the world has changed. Father’s Day has become a controversial holiday. That’s why I suggest to you Man Day: a celebration of Manhood. Instead of honoring fathers, lets honor all men. Think of what it could be like:

  • There is no hugging on Man Day. Only first pumps or high fives.
  • Garbage takes itself out on Man Day.
  • Telephones automatically turn off after 30 seconds on Man Day.
  • There is no baking on Man Day.
  • On Man Day, men are allowed to steal any sports car as long as it is returned the following morning with a full tank of gas.
  • There is no cream or sugar for your coffee on Man Day.
  • Tanks are far easier to rent on Man Day.
  • Every man receives one real “get out of jail free card” on Man Day.
  • Nodding and grunting are deemed acceptable responses to “I love you” on Man Day.
  • Breaking up is easy on Man Day. A smack to the butt and a “Nice hustle, you’ll get ‘em next time” does it just fine.

Wouldn’t it be magical? Just give it a ponder and let me know what you think.

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