Magic Pockets!

Magic Pockets

OK, I know that Hollywood is naught but smoke and mirrors, but I WANT some of that smoke.

In particular, I want Magic Pockets (Or Magic Purses). 

Such things surely exist.  They are invisible and magically hold a huge amount of amazingly diverse stuff, and they follow their human around.  (Kind of like Harry Potter’s Room of Requirement—if you don’t know you need it, it isn’t there),

But consider, for a moment, the Magic Pocket/Purse.  Face it, no one in TV or movies ever carries a purse, wallet, car keys, etc., but they can all do a MacGyver and pull useful and lifesaving (or at least plot saving) devices from nowhere.   As a purse laden human, I can’t imagine the freedom of knowing that everything you could possible need or want is simply there when you need or want it.  Amazing! 

Fully charged cell phone that gets a signal anywhere? Check.  Car keys? Check.  Foreign currency? Of course.  Passport?  You bet. Small (or large) handguns? No problem.  Nuclear device? Not an issue.  Pen, paper, laser pointer, computer monitor, GPS, Romulan Cloaking device, change of clothes?  It’s all there.  And it’s always there.  It always works and it always fits.

Can’t you just see the ads on late night TV?  Get Magic Pocket—completely full of stuff you don’t know you need until you need it!  One size fits all!  Be the life of the party, the master of the jewel heist.  Plus, if you order now, you can double your order—just pay shipping and handling.

Don’t tell me you wouldn’t jump at it.  I would.