Found this little fellow on YouTube, and his name just happens to be Tucker.
I can't tell you much about him, except to say that he apparently does this sort of thing on a daily basis, and he's not getting any better at it!
Anyway, I've decided to adopt him as the Tucker Patch mascot. Spend a minute or two with Tucker and his prodigious talent (I use the term loosely). It might brighten your day.